Is Tiger Woods a PIMP? By: Miss Tee

Before I go on a rant, let me start with a disclaimer:

In no way do I believe all men are born cheaters, but they damn sure come close to it!

I have received various text messages, e-mails and Facebook request polls, on what I think about Tiger Woods and the scandal. Come on people, because Tiger is a celebrity, athlete, role model (to some) and let’s not forgets a billionaire, he is still a man. It just shows me cheating men with or without money is just alike! From what I have been reading, hasn’t Tiger slept with over 7 or more women? Of course they were all white women with blonde hair and reportedly included a white trash chick that he was allegedly seeing for over two years and first met her here in Atlanta? Don’t ask me which one because they all look like trash to me! What I don’t understand is how long did he think these chicken heads were going to keep their mouths close?

See how it only took one chick to open her month then all the rest of them started to pour out from everywhere! From what I’ve been reading and seeing on the news, in their 15 minutes of fame interviews, these chicken heads were all blown away that Tiger was playing them all the whole time! Shit, even that took me off guard that he would even play anybody other then golf. I really didn’t think the kid had it in him!

I’m not too sure on the time line that all this happen but just like everybody else, I saw that HELL was about to unfold! I do remember standing in the bank and hearing the news broadcast about Tiger being in a car crash in front of his home. I started to shake my head because something told me it was going to be more to this story. Especially after the news broadcasters made a statement that Tiger’s wife had broken the car window with a golf club to make sure he was okay? As soon as I heard that part I knew no matter how white Tiger Woods wife is, she is not a dumb white chick!

After I heard the 911 call from some man (O yeah, not Tiger Woods) I knew he was a dead man FOR REAL! Of course it didn’t take the media 2 hours to get the real scoop! Can you imagine what Tiger must’ve been thinking; lord knows he knew that this was going to “BLOW THE FUCK UP”! I know most people are talking about his wife and how she must be feeling and we all know, that this chick is getting ready, to get PAID! It’s a shame that is what my first thought was about! With so many millions at stake I’m sure, (Tiger not knowing what color I am self) is worried to!

This story is no different for me than Pee Wee and Bokeisha, fighting last night because she found out that his broke ass was cheating on her! See the only different is Elin, (peep the game girl), Bokeisha kicked his ass again then waited to whip his mom’s ass too!

Tip of the day: Don’t make someone your propriety while you’re just their option!

Tell me what your thinking?